I can’t stand when a man gets taken for half his shit.  You know when a woman has done nothing to contribute to his wealth, but she gets still half his shit.  Now don’t get me wrong if the woman put something in the pot, cool do you--you deserve it.  If you put your dreams & goals on hold to take care of the family, by all means get that LOOT.  I also believe a man should take care of his kids; but it called child support not WHORE SUPPORT.  Some women will get knock up, thinking a kid will be there meal ticket, nope.  That woman still needs to take her ass to work to support herself.  I know there are exceptions, and some women definitely deserve half, but you scamming whores, low budget pretty bitches that have nothing to offer but a pretty face & sex FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 

Let’s get on these trophy hoes; there should be a law to protect men so we don’t lose half.  I admit some of us get whipped & lose our minds over a pretty piece of ass, but that doesn’t mean we have to give up half.  Everyone makes mistakes, and falling in love with a pretty piece of ass that ain’t worth a damn after the pretty fades is a mistake.  Once again to the beautiful women that are true & love there men; the ones that are contributing to the wealth of the family that’s all good.  I’m not talking to you, so don’t get upset.  I know all pretty women are not out to scam. 

Fellows I know we all want that trophy piece, just be careful in your selection.  When you’re choosing keep everything on the low-low.  Don’t expose youself to the okie doke.  Feel the women out, because the choice just might cost you HALF YOUR SHIT.


I know I’m not speaking anything some of you might not know, but just don’t lose focus player!!!!!
In the words of the great Pimp Baby Powder – I’ve been Pimpin’ since Pimpin’ been Pim-Pimpin’



-D
Aka Black Victor Newman
  

There are a lot of different drinks out there on the market, and I sometimes wonder who come up with these concoctions.  Well I was listening to some T-Pain (shout Tallahassee aka Tally-Ho) and he was talking about Patron Silver & Gold, cause if you are a T-Pain fan you know damn near every song he’s made lately is about alcohol (Bartender & Buy U A Drink).  So I thought to myself Patron Silver & Gold, what if you took a shot of the sliver with a shot of the gold hmmm.  Basically it’s just a double shot of chilled tequila, but hey let me have my fun for now.  So everyone else can create drinks like Thug Passion & Jaeger Bombs, well I’m creating Silver & Gold.  One part Patron Sliver, one part Patron Gold chilled.  Trusted me it will getcha head right!  To all my Fargo peeps I will debut this drink Sat. June 7 at our appearance.   

I know that I don’t know everything.  I know I still have a lot that I will learn before I leave this earth.  The only thing that I can do is give you advice from pasted experiences.  Some of you might have heard my Tips from the Rooster, well now it’s time to put my Pimpish ways to the test.  Now I’m not the best looking guy in the world & I’m not a millionaire, but I have the gift of gab.  A lot of times conversation & a good ear will get you whatever you want from a woman.

This brings me to one of the rules I live by, NEVER LEAD WITH YOUR WALLET.  I know Lex & Terry have the theory of Cake = Pie, but making the money route you player card is easy, lazy & weak.  This screws up the game for true players, guys that have more to offer than “I can pay your light bill for ya”.  So too keep it short & sweet please fellows do not, I repeat NEVER LEAD WITH YOUR WALLET.  To the guys that make this a regular practice stop driving up the price of the 2 dollar hoe, to 5 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Git N Where U Fit N
-D 

Everyone Wear’s Different Hats

Sometimes I’m given a lot of crap because I go into White Voice or talk very proper when I’m handling business.  I talk different or go into what some call Black Dee when I’m kicking it w/my boys.  Everyone wears different hats at some point in there day, week or life.  I’m going to introduce you to all the different sides of Dee.  It’s hard work just waking everyone up on time in the morning.

Side - 1
Dee Reed aka White Voice aka Deeyotch - This dude is the one most Lex & Terry listeners are familiar with.  This side of Dee is the most complex of all.  Deeyotch is the guy that you here on the radio out doing bits.  Dee Reed & White Voice are the ones that will book guest, handle affiliate business & manages The Lex & Terry Store.  This side of Dee’s personality is sometimes referred to as his Bryant Gumbel side.

Side - 2
D-Ski Smoove aka Black Victor Newman aka Mr. Do Right – This guy is the partier of the bunch; D-Ski Smoove is a hellva DJ & promoter that gets the party crunk.  Black Victor Newman a play off the great Victor Newman from The Young & The Restless soap opera, this cat is always working making deals & stacking paper.  Mr. Do Right is the lady’s man, and the host of the Slick & Slow Mixtape series.  He knows all the right things to say to the women, but uses his powers for education not exploitations.  These are three names that just describe another side of Dee’s wonderful personality.

Side - 3
Daddy aka Mr. Reed – Daddy is what it is, trying to do the right thing by my kids, on top of making the childhood fun.  I curse a lot around my kids, but the think its funny when I curse.  Mr. Reed is that dude that brings home that bread & pays the bills.  He’s also the preacher, provider & protector of his home.  Mr. Reed is also a practicing Rooster, but that’s a whole different blog for another time.  Very few people get to see this side of my personality.

Side - 4
Devell Reed Jr. aka Stank’um aka Boo – Devell Reed Jr. is that dude that’s just a regular guy & husband a lot of times he’s the one that makes wifey mad.  He’s also the one bill collectors are always looking for, but never talk to.  Stamk’um is that playful dude that wifey loves to death.  He & wifey are always playing & laughing together.  She actually gave me the name Stank’um.  Boo is the lover, the one that takes of his wife’s needs.  He’s romantic, passionate & a hellva lover.  Boo is that dude you will never see, he’s for wifey’s eyes only!


Some my think that I’m crazy, weird or some might not know what the hell my problem is, but it’s good.  Everyone has different hats or sides of there personality that they show at different times.  You may not go into great detail like I do to name these parts of your personality, but hey that could just be me.  I’m going to be 100 with you til’ the end, so just let it do what it do.  Even though I am a practicing Rooster, there are still things that I have to keep my life in order. 

    

                                                                                               Holla Atcha Boy
                                                                                                        -D

Over the holidays I realize something & I’d like to share it with you.  WOMEN WILL SCREW OF A WET DREAM EVERYTIME!!!!!  I & my wife were just chilaxing talking having a few drinks; and our anniversary came up & what we were going to do.  Now my wife has never been to Vegas so that was the surprise I had planned for her.  We had talked about it before, but the conversation hadn’t come up in a while.  Me being the smooth cool ass dude that I am, everything is already been set in motion.  Then out of no where she starts saying I guess we’re not going to Vegas, I know you haven’t put any plans together, so all that was a lie HUH?  She just kept on & on about it.  Now I know she was just trying to fish for info, but just leave it alone.  This wasn’t the 1st time she screwed up a surprise, she’s do it before.  Now in her defense I have said I’m going to do something in the past & haven’t followed through, but that makes the surprise even better when I do come through!!!!!!  She’s not the only women who does that, I was listening to a best of & Lex pointed out w/one of our female callers who open her big mouth & screwed up a surprise.

Women need to understand we as men have things under control.  Now there are some men that are not worth their weight, but women that’s your fault for putting up with them.  You can’t blame all men for their imperfections.  Men run countries & take care of the world.  You think we can’t handle a surprise for our BOO, our BABY or our POOKIE?  Well think again; know your role & everything will be OK!!!!!!!

HOLLA ATCHA BOY

-D