Over the holidays I realize something & I’d like to share it with you.  WOMEN WILL SCREW OF A WET DREAM EVERYTIME!!!!!  I & my wife were just chilaxing talking having a few drinks; and our anniversary came up & what we were going to do.  Now my wife has never been to Vegas so that was the surprise I had planned for her.  We had talked about it before, but the conversation hadn’t come up in a while.  Me being the smooth cool ass dude that I am, everything is already been set in motion.  Then out of no where she starts saying I guess we’re not going to Vegas, I know you haven’t put any plans together, so all that was a lie HUH?  She just kept on & on about it.  Now I know she was just trying to fish for info, but just leave it alone.  This wasn’t the 1st time she screwed up a surprise, she’s do it before.  Now in her defense I have said I’m going to do something in the past & haven’t followed through, but that makes the surprise even better when I do come through!!!!!!  She’s not the only women who does that, I was listening to a best of & Lex pointed out w/one of our female callers who open her big mouth & screwed up a surprise.

Women need to understand we as men have things under control.  Now there are some men that are not worth their weight, but women that’s your fault for putting up with them.  You can’t blame all men for their imperfections.  Men run countries & take care of the world.  You think we can’t handle a surprise for our BOO, our BABY or our POOKIE?  Well think again; know your role & everything will be OK!!!!!!!

HOLLA ATCHA BOY

-D