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Over The Holidays

Over the holidays I realize something & I’d like to share it with you.  WOMEN WILL SCREW OF A WET DREAM EVERYTIME!!!!!  I & my wife were just chilaxing talking having a few drinks; and our anniversary came up & what we were going to do.  Now my wife has never been to Vegas so that was the surprise I had planned for her.  We had talked about it before, but the conversation hadn’t come up in a while.  Me being the smooth cool ass dude that I am, everything is already been set in motion.  Then out of no where she starts saying I guess we’re not going to Vegas, I know you haven’t put any plans together, so all that was a lie HUH?  She just kept on & on about it.  Now I know she was just trying to fish for info, but just leave it alone.  This wasn’t the 1st time she screwed up a surprise, she’s do it before.  Now in her defense I have said I’m going to do something in the past & haven’t followed through, but that makes the surprise even better when I do come through!!!!!!  She’s not the only women who does that, I was listening to a best of & Lex pointed out w/one of our female callers who open her big mouth & screwed up a surprise.

Women need to understand we as men have things under control.  Now there are some men that are not worth their weight, but women that’s your fault for putting up with them.  You can’t blame all men for their imperfections.  Men run countries & take care of the world.  You think we can’t handle a surprise for our BOO, our BABY or our POOKIE?  Well think again; know your role & everything will be OK!!!!!!!

HOLLA ATCHA BOY

-D

Posted: 1/16/2008 5:54:44 PM by Peter Welpton | with 16 comments

Comments
Mike Williams
You're damn right Dee! My girl is the same damn way.
1/16/2008 6:58:08 PM

Clockwork Bob
very very true Dee. I'm planning something for my wife on saturday, simular situation
1/17/2008 10:11:09 PM

john ligon
HOLLA!!!!!!!!
1/18/2008 9:14:45 PM

Thomas Schmucker
Dude i know exactly what your sayin it happens to me everytime i try to plan something for my girl
1/21/2008 10:16:22 AM

chris britt
all real women know what is expected
1/21/2008 3:55:11 PM

Anthony Rambo
Dee you are the man I couldn't agree with you more about women fucking up suprises.
1/22/2008 11:48:30 AM

Stephen Cross
Dee hit me up on xbox live gamertag moesavy
1/23/2008 6:11:21 PM

Jill Schneider
Hey Dee - I have had the worst surprises my husband has planned. He planned as a surprise a mop for Valentines Day a few years ago - could you give him lessons? You are my favorite on the show. You crack me up. I have always wanted to call you guys and say "Panties"!!
1/25/2008 9:55:42 AM

davidg
Say Dee i work in Royse City but have yet to see u around.ever go downn to red line raceway?
2/4/2008 1:28:39 PM

Bill
That's Why you are the rooster Deeyotch
2/5/2008 4:20:02 PM

Susie Doozie
Yes, if women would only keep their mouths shut, imagine how nice the world would be, we wouldn't need to hope for world peace, we'd have it ;)
2/10/2008 4:22:05 PM

chris williams
she's do it before....did taint write this shit?
2/17/2008 8:26:25 PM

KDub
I hear ya Dee, my motto is..."never miss a good opportunity to shut up!"
2/20/2008 5:32:59 PM

Laura Snure
Paaaaalease, men runt his world...that speaks for it's self...Men are as fucked up as women...we are all deficient in some way and each of us has our strengths...If we would all do what we say we are going to do...the world would be a better place...Dee, your rooster shit belongs in the toilet...with the rest of that kind of shit.
2/27/2008 11:24:48 AM

Reaper
hey there Dee, I am Reapers girl and I somewhat agree with what you said, but honestly not all the women in the world are dumbass and ruin suprises. But sometimes men can be dumbasses too, they know how to ruin suprises too. BUT YOU ARE THE PLAYA KEEP IT UP.
4/19/2008 12:54:02 PM

dodger fan
dee thanks for the tee now for a good drink bluesapphire gin and regular fresca
8/5/2008 5:10:37 PM

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