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The Ways of a Pimp

I know that I don’t know everything.  I know I still have a lot that I will learn before I leave this earth.  The only thing that I can do is give you advice from pasted experiences.  Some of you might have heard my Tips from the Rooster, well now it’s time to put my Pimpish ways to the test.  Now I’m not the best looking guy in the world & I’m not a millionaire, but I have the gift of gab.  A lot of times conversation & a good ear will get you whatever you want from a woman.

This brings me to one of the rules I live by, NEVER LEAD WITH YOUR WALLET.  I know Lex & Terry have the theory of Cake = Pie, but making the money route you player card is easy, lazy & weak.  This screws up the game for true players, guys that have more to offer than “I can pay your light bill for ya”.  So too keep it short & sweet please fellows do not, I repeat NEVER LEAD WITH YOUR WALLET.  To the guys that make this a regular practice stop driving up the price of the 2 dollar hoe, to 5 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Git N Where U Fit N
-D 

Posted: 5/28/2008 6:35:25 PM by Peter Welpton | with 9 comments

Comments
Glen
I've seen Taint get enough pie to know that roughly 86% of females aren't into money at all. Then again, considering the majority of tail he's gotten, I could be thinking of a very niche demographic.
5/29/2008 3:10:22 PM

Earnest Harrell
That is the truth a true pimp can get a hoe with one shoe on and walking if he can talk the talk
5/29/2008 11:23:29 PM

Brandon Rojas
I can see that point, butfor the guys with money and no game, driving a nice car and a rolex will definetly get you the pie. Don't offer to pay anything because that is just stupid.
6/1/2008 3:36:13 AM

Terry Jaymes
Nice blog Dee. However, guys like Taint use celebrity status like cash.
6/2/2008 9:59:03 PM

Ken Byrd
I love me a 2 dolla ho!
6/3/2008 9:11:56 AM

Adam McDowell
True words son!
6/3/2008 11:08:52 AM

Troy Weber
Preach Playa Preach!!
6/3/2008 3:31:02 PM

Heath Julin-Pittman
Pimping isnt easy, you are correct. But being a 3rd wheel on a popular morning radio show is simple. Thank Lex and Terry for your knowledge Dee-y-tch
6/3/2008 3:33:12 PM

Adam McDowell
True words son!
6/3/2008 7:22:20 PM

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