Lex & Terry Online - Taint's First Blog

Taint's First Blog

Well this is it the new Lex and Terry website.

Pretty nice isent it actuley i havent seen it yet im writeing this from the past and talking to you like im in the present. Kinda scarry dont you think i mean the world could be in the process of being taken over buy flying carp! you know the fish that live in ponds.

That would be fucked up(oh yeah and i can cus on this thing to)don't ya think. Your siting at home or work minding your owen buisness reading this piece of shit blog and checking ou the new and improved Lex and Terry site and from the cornner of your eye u see somthing floating in mid air. Now carp arent usely dangers but lets say this peiticular carp is pissed at his family. You look at him , he looks at you and as soon as you know there's a good dame carp sucking your brain out of your ear!...now that would be a crazy way to go down.

Anyways enjoy the potintaly carp filled futer and i will see ya soon............TAINT

p.s.I hope this is a good indication of things to come on my blog.

Posted: 11/1/2007 2:54:49 PM by Peter Welpton | with 48 comments

Comments

	Tim Bryant
	Hell ya. Taint, you rule. I'm totally with you on the flying carps. Even the one that is pissed off.
	2/15/2008 7:15:00 AM

	Jenny Z
	http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/299454051_11392ab7bf_o.jpg
	2/16/2008 11:20:40 AM

	Bill
	huh?
	2/18/2008 7:54:57 PM

	Ryan hinote
	damn taint u r one crazy mother
	2/19/2008 12:19:34 AM

	Reverend Beaver
	It should only take one read through of this blog entry to come to the realization that it is very very important for our race as a whole that you never EVER procreate. I can only hope that if you ever make the mistake of impregnating a woman that you'll have the decency to do the right thing and push the bitch down the stairs. If not, I gleefully volunteer my services in regard to such a matter.
	2/19/2008 10:19:34 PM

	Gangres
	Dear god, my eyes doth bleed.
	2/21/2008 8:55:11 AM

	LPB
	Thanks?
	2/21/2008 5:17:19 PM

	Sean Hicks
	what the fuck??
	2/22/2008 9:24:48 PM

	Johnathan Mallette
	Hooked on phonics....it works...try it....please!!
	2/22/2008 10:37:29 PM

	tracy haines
	what yhe hell, my brain bleeds
	2/23/2008 10:24:14 AM

	Brian Ainsworth
	TAINT NEXT TIME HAVE THE CARP WRITE YOUR BLOG!
	2/23/2008 2:53:15 PM

	Susie Doozie
	um yeah, I have to agree with a few others here, use microsoft word, spell check and then copy and paste. I lost you after the first sentence cause I bleed from the eyeballs at all the misspellings and puncuation issues. other than that? you are so going to win the mr universe contest
	3/2/2008 9:18:58 PM

	Andy McCann
	jesus christ, you can't spell for shit.... I still love you buddy.
	3/4/2008 8:37:36 AM

	Bryan Bullock
	wow....
	3/8/2008 1:36:25 PM

	Bryan Bullock
	http://www.sasked.gov.sk.ca/branches/elearning/tsl/resources/subject_area/ELA/ELARR/index_use_files/tricky.gif
	3/8/2008 1:36:44 PM

	Mtl Death
	Ya butchering the spelling bee's on the show was nothing compared to that paragraph. holy smokes dude.
	3/10/2008 10:56:04 AM

	Dustin Trider
	Holy shit dude... try taking some LSD next you write a blog. Still love ya buddy.
	3/13/2008 2:06:42 PM

	saundra renn
	Did you graduate?, anything?
	3/13/2008 9:15:03 PM

	terry Cassady
	Taint, I just became a member, been listening for 2 years. Brother you are one ballsy fuck! Love the show and keep up the good work......Damn, there's another damn carp!!!
	3/30/2008 4:27:22 PM

	Leroy
	you're a retard!
	3/31/2008 12:19:32 AM

	Reaper
	MAN, I THINK THAT YOU ARE NUTS FOR SOME OF THE SHIT YOU DO, BUT HEY MAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ALL THE DAMN TIME. YOUR COOL MAN.
	4/19/2008 12:39:48 PM

	cory sebren
	what would be bad is if tha world was ruled by asses like just human asses with legs and they ran real fast and jumped up and stuck to yo face like by squeezin they ass cheeks to yo face and than sucked yo brain out yo mouf with they assholes than when people talked to you they be like damn yo bref smell like ass
	5/2/2008 4:25:17 PM

	Tim Thacker
	FIRE CROTCH!!
	5/7/2008 9:00:09 PM

	lee
	i think your a crazy mo fo. now let me through to the fella's once in a while dickhead.
	5/15/2008 8:04:43 AM

	Ashley Wishall
	Man, you are an idiot. That is the worst spelling I have ever seen. I still enjoy you on the show though.
	5/15/2008 8:42:27 PM

	jason d
	Makes me want to cut myself
	5/15/2008 9:01:44 PM

	June-Ya
	Damn, I'm so inspired by not only stellar content, but spelling and grammatical skillz!
	5/18/2008 7:27:43 PM

	Sam
	You can't even comment anymore on Dee's blog because he's too much of a pussy to admit you were in right and he was wrong. Later on dude.
	5/19/2008 11:13:30 PM

	kp
	That was virtually unreadable...did you bribe your way through highschool or was your dad the superintendint of the district?
	5/20/2008 5:25:14 PM

	Beavis
	Please, for the sake of humanity, Lex & Terry get Taint nudered immediately!
	5/20/2008 10:33:49 PM

	Beavis
	Please, for the sake of humanity, Lex & Terry get Taint nudered immediately!
	5/20/2008 10:33:50 PM

	poolboy
	Taint, dude you rule! who gives a shit if you're grammatically challanged, thats not why you work there, duh...
	5/20/2008 11:23:22 PM

	406mtnrider
	Taint man your one fucked up mofo!!!thats aight though we still love ya
	5/25/2008 3:12:00 PM

	daniel
	you sound like one funny bastard on the radio! But you look like a freak on the internet! Peace out
	5/28/2008 6:34:06 PM

	Lukasz
	man, i'm speachless, i mean, i've heard you guys comment on your blogs a while back, but i haven't expected to see what i saw today, have to say though, Taint, that's exactly why you're on the show :]
	6/10/2008 7:59:06 PM

	your mom
	I feel bad for you. A real job is completely out of the question for you. (actually that makes you lucky though, enjoy it)
	6/16/2008 8:19:27 AM

	Ashley.
	Everyone needs to just stfu.hes awesome and if you wouldnt be trying to take all your time to see every mistake he made in this then you would actually be able to tell what he said. its not that fucking hard if you re-read you will know everything he said. and Taint about the carp... thats some freaky shyt.lol.
	6/18/2008 11:02:49 AM

	Jimbow has your back.
	Hey dud you rule, spelling is not what makes you laugh.Keep it up.
	6/19/2008 5:47:40 PM

	dad
	sorry 4 the things we did 2 u when u were a little boy. me and your mom were huffen paint at the time .sorry son,but this madness must stop.luv u son call me I'm at Terry's ,we got some shit 2 paint.
	6/28/2008 11:39:53 AM

	b
	spellcheck bro
	7/4/2008 5:36:34 PM

	chrissy
	hey, just wanna let u know i enjoyed your blog the best... nice and short, nothing serious or well thought out with alot mispellings. one day we should meet
	7/23/2008 3:10:35 PM

	William
	Weigh to the english langage. But you still make me laugh. keep it up is it twat or taint. ha j/k
	7/25/2008 8:54:46 AM

	dodger fan
	taint u r a chode like almost a dick but not a full woody i have called the show twice and both times dillweed taint has cut me off you are dumb as one of those special kids that wear those helmets on the playground
	8/5/2008 5:06:45 PM

	ANNA
	DONT WORRY TAINT I CANT SPELL WORTH A CRAP EITHER. SPEAKING OF CRAP???!!!
	8/20/2008 5:09:35 PM

	Summer
	So...did you enjoy riding the short bus to school?
	8/27/2008 8:31:53 AM

	the kyle tc
	well i guess thats what happens when you go to school in starke flyou fucking cunt muscle and yes i stole that from the show entourage.unlike you taint i will admit when i rip of somthing funny.but as far as pussy goes you one lucky bitch. cause my luck it could be raining pussy and i would get hit with a dick.so enjoy the ride cause when l and t fire your ass and they will its back to skank land see ya.....
	9/11/2008 9:56:49 AM

	Mercedes
	Rock on! That's how a blog should be. Talk about anything and everything that comes into your head. Flying carp and dancing naked Taint. You are crazy!
	10/6/2008 11:03:54 PM

	Luke
	Dude your a fuckin idiot
	10/14/2008 10:22:50 PM