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- Uncensored podcasts begin with the Nov 28, 2007 show. This is the day the new site launched. All podcasts posted prior to that date are the edited version.
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- Lex & Terry retain the right to edit out any content they deem necessary. So if you hear a beep in a podcast, please do not write to complain. There is a good reason it was edited.
5.9.2008
Uncensored
Final Round of Lick a Nub
Paul Mooney
MegaDeath '08
Peter's Black Friend
Sudden Death
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5.8.2008
Uncensored
Lick a Nub Part 3
Calendar Girl
Biskit's Feet
Sudden Death
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5.7.2008
Uncensored
All-Girl Who's More Pathetic?
Sudden Death
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5.6.2008
Uncensored
Lick a Nub - Day Two
Dennis Hoff
Sudden Death
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5.5.2008
Uncensored
Taint Licks A Nub
Biskit plays the flute
Dennis Hoff
Sudden Death
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5.2.2008
Uncensored
Live from Jax
Happy Birthday, Bitch
Calendar Applicants
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5.1.2008
Uncensored
Phone Calls
Sudden Death
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4.30.2008
Uncensored
Taint on a Train
Biskit is Gullible
Sudden Death
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4.29.2008
UNCENSORED
Who Is This, Bitch?
Sudden Death
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4.28.2008
Uncensored
Music Meeting
Sudden Death
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4.25.2008
Uncensored
MegaDeath 08
The Zipper Game
Sudden Death
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4.24.2008
Uncensored
L&T pay up a bet
Mavs Dancers
Sudden Death
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4.23.2008
Uncensored
All Phone Day
Calendar Interviews
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4.22.2008
Uncensored
Tickle Pee
Sudden Death
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4.21.2008
Uncensored
Who's More Pathetic?
Sudden Death
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4.18.2008
Uncensored
Megadeath 08
Take A Load of This
Lisa Lampenelli
Sudden Death
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4.17.2008
Uncensored
Taint's Got a Dick in his Mouth
Biscuit's Nipples get Pierced
Sudden Death
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4.16.2008
Uncensored
The Invisible Man, Part Two
The Great Biscuit Prank
Sudden Death
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4.15.2008
Uncensored
Black Like Taint
Sudden Death
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4.14.2008
Uncensored
Name That Tune
Mr Skin
Patrick Warburton
Stephen Colbert
Sudden Death
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4.11.2008
Uncensored
Happy Birthday Bitch
Megadeath 08
Sudden Death
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4.10.2008
Uncensored
Bobby & Debbie's Big Date
Sudden Death
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4.9.2008
Uncensored
Kick Taint in the Balls
Sudden Death
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4.8.2008
Uncensored
800#'s
Neighbors Screaming at each other....
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4.7.2008
Uncensored
Paging Game
Mr Skin
Sudden Death
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4.4.2008
Uncensored
Live from Jax
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4.3.2008
Uncensored
Miss Motorcross
Debate over girl's butts
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4.2.2008
Uncensored
The Debut of "The Invisible Man"
Steve Ott - Dallas Stars
Sudden Death.
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4.1.2008
Uncensored
April Fools Day Aborted Prank
Ralph Strangis
Sudden Death
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3.31.2008
Uncensored
L&T of Hollywood
Mr Skin
Sudden Death
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3.28.2008
Uncensored
Bruce Buam
Johnathon Witherspoon
Megadeath 08
Sudden Death
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3.27.2008
Uncensored
Taint does "Spread My Mom"
Sudden Death
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3.26.2008
Uncensored
Ladies Day
Replay of Who's More Pathetic?
Sudden Death
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3.25.2008
Uncensored
A killer round of Who's More Pathetic?
Sudden Death
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3.24.2008
Uncensored
Everyone's back from vacation
Sudden Death
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3.14.2008
Uncensored
Helper Taint
New Kim gets a new name
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3.13.2008
Uncensored
Dee Does Spread My Mom!!
Sudden Death
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3.12.2008
Uncensored
L&T of Hollywood
HBB-Jessica checks in
Dennis Hof
Sudden Death
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3.11.2008
Uncensored
Happy Birthday, Bitch! w/ Jessica
Sudden Death
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3.10.2008
Uncensored
Taint Wants to do Laundry at Terry's
Lex attempts Mr Compassion
Mr Skin
Sudden Death
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3.7.2008
Uncensored
Megadeath 08
Lex welshes on bet
Terry's Coat
Charlie Murphy
Sudden Death
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3.6.2008
UNCENSORED
Boobie Face
Lisa Lampanelli
Sudden Death
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3.5.2008
Uncensored
Taint Parks a Bike in his Ass
Frank Caliendo
Shirtless Day Date Reset
Sudden Death
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3.4.2008
Uncensored
Mental Challenge
Sudden Death
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3.3.2008
Uncensored
Mr Compassion postponed due to weather
New Phone Screeners start
"Boobie Face" announced
Dee gets sick
Sudden Death
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2.29.2008
Uncensored
Out of Context
Megadeath 08
Sudden Death (really dirty)
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2.28.2008
Uncensored
Terry Fails at Mr Compassion
Terry Friends Fail Him
Sudden Death
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2.27.2008
Uncensored
Ask A Hooker - "Annie Position"
The Panties song
Bowling for Soup
Sudden Death
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2.26.2008
Uncensored
Who's More Pathetic?
Want to bang a girl I arrested
Sudden Death
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2.25.2008
Uncensored
Lex & Terry's Music Meeting
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2.22.2008
Uncensored
The new phone screener is chosen
Megadeath 08
Sudden Death
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2.21.2008
Uncensored
Another applicant gets blown out
Richard Lewis
Sudden Death
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2.20.2008
Uncensored
Phone Screener Finalists have to do iPod Punishment
Taint recreates the Lohan/Monroe shoot
Lex is out sick
Sudden Death
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2.19.2008
Uncensored
ODIS performs live
More "L&T Dream Job...Bitch"
Marty Turco
Sudden Death
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2.18.2008
Uncensored
Start of "L&T Dream Job...Bitch"
Brett Myers awesome prank on teammate
Sudden Death
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2.15.2008
Uncensored
Dee fails at Mr Compassion
Debut of Megadeath 08
Sudden Death
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2.14.2008
Uncensored
Ass Upgrade Winner
Reunited: Taint Makes Out w/ a Dog
Sudden Death
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2.13.2008
Uncensored
Terry asks @ Peter's hair
Ass Upgrade Interviews
Raising Kids is an excuse
Sudden Death
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2.12.2008
Uncensored
Ass Upgrade applicant interviews
Taint and the porn leg
Sudden Death
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2.11.2008
Uncensored
Casting for Dog's Part in Reunited
Replay of Friday's confrontation with crazy listener
Mr Skin
Allie
Sudden Death
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2.8.2008
Uncensored
Make out with a Stranger
More Interviews
Shocking events during Sudden Death
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2.7.2008
Uncensored
More Interviews
Sudden Death
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2.6.2008
Uncensored
L&T of Hollywood
More Phone Screener Interviews
Sudden Death
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2.5.2008
Uncensored - now with special features!!
More Interviews for a new phne screener
My boyfriend has "tranny porn"
Most disturbing Sudden Death to date.
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2.4.2008
Uncensored
Phone Screener Interviews
Deborah Norville
Taco Talk
Sudden Death.
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2.4.2008
Yvonne kicks off Drunk Bitch Friday in style.
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2.1.2008
Uncensored
Happy Birthday, Bitch - Jennifer
Taint lights a fart
Frank Caliendo
Bruce Bruce
Sudden Death
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1.31.2008
Uncensored
Spread My Mom
Crazy, Nutty Grandma in studio
Taint lights his fart
Guess my CD mix
Sudden Death
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1.30.2008
Uncensored
Talking prospective Leslie replacments
Chuck Liddell interview
Tony Romo video
Listen Mix CD
Sudden Death
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1.29.2008
Uncensored
Another go at the 800#
Bunny Love
L&T fix a guy's love life
Sudden Death
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1.28.2008
Uncensored
The debut of "Mr Compassion" does so as planned
Mr Skin
Terry hunts for more Myspace friends
Sudden Death
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1.25.2008
Uncensored
Leslie's Last Day
Taint Does the Motorboat to a strager
Sudden Death
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1.24.2008
Uncensored
Staff's Embarassing Music
Military Donation Announced
Tonya Harding
Sudden Death
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1.23.2008
Uncensored
The Loudest Motorboat
Replay of the "Dee Fat Bet"
Heath Ledger discussion
Sudden Death - Taint's Sex Tape
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1.22.2008
Uncensored
Who's More Pathetic?
Fast Food Talk
Annoucement of Valentine's/Bunny Ranch Contest
Taint need a ride
Sudden Death - Fat Talk
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1.21.2008
Uncensored
Black Like Taint - Cancelled due to MLK Day
Mr Skin
Dee & Terry settle tiebreaker with a game of Madden
Sudden Death
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1.18.2008
Uncensored
NFL Conference Championship Picks
HPOA #5 appearance - Jami (the pie girl)
Jim Breuer
Sudden Death
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1.17.2008
Uncensored
Lesbian Reunited, Take 2
Stripper Talk
Sudden Death
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1.16.2008
Uncensored
The Mental Challenge
JJ Abrams Call-In
Sudden Death
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1.15.2008
Uncensored
Taint pays for his screw-up in "Make Taint Scream"
(Jock of Fire/Shock Collar)
Taint gets revenge on Dee w/ "The Wipe of Fire"
Lots of screaming and washing of private parts
Sudden Death
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1.14.2008
Uncensored
(sorry for the delay, the unedited version was posted originally)
Peter Invades LA
NFL Playoff Reaction
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1.11.2008
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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1.10.2008
Uncensored
Reunited, with Chicks
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1.9.2008
Uncensored
Yawp Box announcement
Paging Game
Sudden Death
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1.8.2008
Uncensored
Talk about Leslie's departure
Who's More Pathetic?
Going to Strip Clubs w/ girlfriend
Sudden Death
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1.7.2008
Uncensored
Back from Vacation
Staff Holiday Stories
Taint's Car is Stolen
Mr Skin
Sudden Death
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1.4.2008
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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1.3.2008
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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1.2.2008
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.31.2007
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.28.2007
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.27.2007
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.26.2007
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.24.2007
Best Of - Not Uncensored
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12.20.2007
Uncensored
L&T in Edmonton with the Dallas Stars
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12.17.2007
Uncensored
L&T in San Jose on Stars Trip
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12.14.2007
Uncensored
Prepping for Canada
Brett Myers discusses the Mitchel Report
Out of Context
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12.13.2007
Uncensored
Sherman Helmsely blows L&T off
More Bunny Love
Marc Cuban
L&T Donate to Fallen Patriot Fund
Sudden Death
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12.12.2007
Uncensored
Bunny Love in Studio
Dallas Star Steve Ott
Sudden Death
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12.11.2007
Uncensored
Meal or No Meal
18yr old son knocked up a 37yr old woman
Sudden Death
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12.10.2007
Uncensored
The Screamer Reappears
Mr Skin
Dee & Taint in a fight
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12.7.2007
Uncensored
Chicks call in with their fantasies
Jurko's Annual Telling of his Xmas Story
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12.5.2007
UNCENSORED
Lex & Terry Music Meeting
Bill Collector Call-In
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12.4.2007
UNCENSORED
Taint on a Train
State of HPOA discussion
Sudden Death
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12.3.2007
UNCENSORED
Pull My Finger
Mr Skin
Sudden Death
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11.30.2007
UNCENSORED
Terry's Birthday
Happy Birthday, Bitch w/ Calendar Girl Allie
Staff CD Mixes
Sudden Death
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11.29.2007
UNCENSORED
The Jock of Fire
Sabastian Bach
Sudden Death
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11.28.2007
The day we launched the site and the FIRST UNCENSORED podcast..
HPOA #4 Drama
Helper Taint
Very First Sudden Death
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11.27.2007
Taint does Paging Game
HPOA #3 Drama
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11.26.2007
All Phones
Home wrecking college chick w/ sugar daddy call
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11.22.2007
Terry discovers "Call of Duty 4"
800#
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11.19.2007
Mr Skin
Kyla Ebbert (SWA, skimpy outfit chick)
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11.16.2007
Live from Jax
Brett Myers
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11.15.2007
Meal or No Meal
Coheed & Cambria Performance
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11.14.2007
Porn Star Jessie Jane
Terry wants to own a Roller Derby team
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11.13.2007
Save A Jerk!
Jenna James
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11.12.2007
Who's More Pathetic?
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11.9.2007
Make Out with a Stranger
Terry's Myspace is his obession
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11.8.2007
Tony Romo Stand Up
Skwee-G Benefit Show
Make Out w/ A Stranger idea is born
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11.7.2007
More of Terry and his new found love of his MySpace Page
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11.6.2007
Terry makes a Myspace page
Bruce Baum
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11.5.2007
Mr Skin
Happy Birthday, Bitch! - Brooke & Dee's Birthday!!
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11.2.2007
Reaction to Satan show
L&T Sing Along
The Hanson Brothers visit the show
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11.1.2007
Nut Fights
Terry's Sectret Santa Prank Idea
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10.31.2007
This is the "Satan" show.
Yes, we screwed up and forgot to record it uncensored.
So, you will have to deal with the beeping. Sorry. It's still funny.
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10.30.2007
Blacks and 'Trick or Treating'
Lex and his sleep mask
Slash interview
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10.29.2007
Lex & Dee's night out review
Preparations for "Ball Fights"
800#
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10.26.2007
The return of "Socky"
Can "Beeyotch" come back to the show?
David Arquette interview
Brett Myers discussion and meltdown audio
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10.25.2007
Guys consider a Dallas Stars roadtrip thru Canada
Replay of an old "The Applicant"
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10.24.2007
Reaction to Taint and the dead cat
Clint Hurdle (Rockies Manager)
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10.23.2007
Mr Skin
More 800#
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10.22.2007
Taint finds dead cat
Did Taint steal idea from Tom Green?
L&T of Hollywood
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10.19.2007
The crowning of HPOA #5 - Jami
Lex's new dog
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10.18.2007
Country song reaction
Steve Perry discussion
Peter's flight results
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10.17.2007
Mike & Julliette from that Fox morning show
Allie in town to record country song
"I Wanna Hammer You"
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10.16.2007
Peter flies with the Blue Angels
Mental Challenge
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10.15.2007
Van Zandt Brothers
Allie Holroyd returns to show
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10.12.2007
Mavs Dancers
Taint is dating
Michael McDonald sing along
Bruce Baum
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10.11.2007
More Calendar Reviews
Return of the 800#'s
Tom Arnold
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10.10.2007
Terry's food poisioning at 5Star joint
Calendar girl Rebecca is selling her calendars on EBay
Steve Stockman - movie producer
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10.9.2007
1st Calendar Review
Dee claims "bi-polar is a white thing"
Kat von D
Bunny Love
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10.8.2007
Fallout from REUNITED video
Who's More Pathetic - Mike and Corey Championship
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10.5.2007
REUNITED
Lex freaks out over coffee
Audio from Leslie BF lunch
Taint's meltdown
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10.4.2007
Happy Birthday, Bitch! - Brittney
Leslie's Boyfriend - Lunch
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10.3.2007
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10.2.2007
Ladies Day
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10.1.2007
The Return of Corey
Dee has gas (again)
Mr Skin
William Shatner
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8.28.2007
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8.27.2007
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8.24.2007
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8.23.2007
Test
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9.1.2006
This is the world famous show where Kim gets BLASTED. She cusses like the flithiest of sailors and makes some admissions that will make the hair stand on your neck. The show was suppsed to be everyone on the show getting drunk, but Kim got there way before everyone else - so it was decided to make it her show. And it was epic.
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