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New Panties are in the Store
There are now two new, hot styles of panties in the store......
New Panties are in the Store
There are now two new, hot styles of panties in the store......
L&T's Music Meeting
The demo CDs are pouring in and means it's time to crush some dreams......
Happy Frickin' Madden Day!!
Thank the Sweet Baby Jesus......
Lex & Terry have Returned
After a two week hiatus the boys have returned. Certainly plently to talk about, stories to tell and all of that......
We're Back On Monday!!
The long two-week vacation is all but over. Lex & Terry will return live on Monday to talk all about their trips and experiences. Maybe we'll hear about the show's group trip to the nude......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
Yup, we've got another week of Best Of, as we get all fat and lazy enjoying vacation......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
Yup, we've got another week of Best Of, as we get all fat and lazy enjoying vacation......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
Yup, we've got another week of Best Of, as we get all fat and lazy enjoying vacation......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
Yup, we've got another week of Best Of, as we get all fat and lazy enjoying vacation......
Josh is Going to Ozzfest
Josh of Mobile, AL was Lex & Terry's big winner in the "Pimp L&T" contest......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
That's right, all of us are sleeping in, watching TV and eating like pigs......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
That's right, all of us are sleeping in, watching TV and eating like pigs......
Josh is Going to Ozzfest
Josh of Mobile, AL was Lex & Terry's big winner in the "Pimp L&T" contest......
Josh is Going to Ozzfest
Josh of Mobile, AL was Lex & Terry's big winner in the "Pimp L&T" contest......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
That's right, all of us are sleeping in, watching TV and eating like pigs......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
That's right, all of us are sleeping in, watching TV and eating like pigs......
Josh is Going to Ozzfest
Josh of Mobile, AL was Lex & Terry's big winner in the "Pimp L&T" contest......
Josh is Going to Ozzfest
Josh of Mobile, AL was Lex & Terry's big winner in the "Pimp L&T" contest......
We're on Vacation DamnIt!
That's right, all of us are sleeping in, watching TV and eating like pigs......
The Devil
For no good reason, the "Devil" will return......
The Girls Of Empire Leather
In case you missed it yesterday, Empire Leather is a company that hand makes these sexy leather outfits and "tools"......
Call Taint's Cell Phone
Taint made the major mistake of giving out his cell number out on the air today......
The Boob-A-Q Is Today!
Lex & Terry will be tailgating before "BFD" (featuring Motley Crue) this afternoon at SuperPages.com Center......
The Girls Of Empire Leather
Empire Leather is a company that hand makes these sexy leather outfits and "tools"......
Frank Caliendo
Frank will be helping L&T celebrate their 10th anniversary on our affiliate in Augusta, GA - "95 Rock"......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
PIMP LEX & TERRY......
Pull My Finger
Everyone loves to pull Dee's finger......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
PIMP LEX & TERRY......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
PIMP LEX & TERRY......
The New L&T Panty Action Shot
Two of our 2009 Calendar girls were sporting the new L&T panties and we got this pic of just how hot the girls, and the panties are in action......
2009 Calendar Shoot is On!
A dozen of the hottest listeners of Lex & Terry are in Dallas for their session with Playboy photographer, Ric Moore...
The New L&T Panty Action Shot
Two of our 2009 Calendar girls were sporting the new L&T panties this morning and we got this pic of just how hot the girls, and the panties are in action......
Ask A Genius
Today L&T debuted, "Ask a Genius" with a guy who works in the engineering department......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
Lex & Terry are giving away a round trip for two to see the only US stop for Ozzfest 2008. ......
2009 Calendar Shoot is On!
A dozen of the hottest listeners of Lex & Terry are in Dallas for their session with Playboy photographer, Ric Moore...
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
Lex & Terry are giving away a round trip for two to see the only US stop for Ozzfest 2008. ......
Best Friends Returns
The guys will take another run at their new popular test of exactly how "best" your BFF really is......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
Lex & Terry are giving away a round trip for two to see the only US stop for Ozzfest 2008. ......
Helper Taint Runs Amok Again!
Taint will don the uniform of some retail establishment and go there and see if he can help out the customers......
Ask A Hooker
"Sharon Peters" and "Slappy D. Ho" were two of our prostitutes we've had in the studio for a little "Q&A"......
Win A Trip to Ozzfest 2008
This morning Lex & Terry will tell you how to win a round trip for two to see the only US stop for Ozzfest 2008. ......
Dee's "Serves" the Mav's Dancers
If you missed it on Friday, Dee and his friend Slo Motion tried to "serve" a pair of mega-hot Dallas Mav's Dancers......
Dee's "Serves" the Mav's Dancers
Dee and his friend, Slo Motion tried to "serve" a pair of mega-hot Dallas Mav's Dancers......
Rainn Wilson and the Guys
Here's Lex & Terry with Rainn/Dwight/Arthur/The Rocker...
Rainn Wilson in the Studio
He was "Arthur" on Six Feet Under, and is now most famous for playing "Dwight Schrute" on The Office......
Sister Hazel Stopping By
The death metal outfit, and old friend of the show, Sister Hazel, will be making an appearance on the show......
Biskit's Kissing Booth
If you missed it yesterday... After hearing that she made out at a bar with "like 10 different guys", L&T offered Biskit the opportunity to set up a kissing booth outside the building and......
Hey Jessi, It's Your Birthday!
We got another "Happy Birthday, Bitch" on our hands today......
Biskit's Kissing Booth
After hearing that she made out at a bar with "like 10 different guys", L&T offered Biskit the opportunity to set up a kissing booth outside the building and sell kisses for charity. ......
All Phone Day
It was a long, hot weekend. We know you got stories......
July 4th - Best Of Today
Happy Birthday to the greatest nation in the world......
The Return of "Make Taint Scream"
If you missed it yesterday, trying to come up with new ways to make Taint scream isn't as easy as you would think. Sometimes they just fail......
Best Friends Returns
It was just a giant hit last week and it returns for a 2nd go around......
The Return of "Make Taint Scream"
Trying to come up with new ways to make Taint scream isn't as easy as you would think. Sometimes they just fail......
The Worst Thing Taint's Ever Done
Yesterday, after Lex & Terry took drug tests, Taint offered to drink the contents of one of them - for only $200......
Rock Out! It's PHONEBAND!
Get someone that can sign, one with a guitar and one with some drums - and all on separate phone lines and let them jam......
The Worst Thing Taint's Ever Done
After Lex & Terry took drug tests, Taint offered to drink the contents of one of them - for only $200......
The Mental Challenge
The guys will challenge someone to figure out from a group of people, which do and do not actuall have a "mental condition"......
Hey Girls, Buy Some Panties!
L&T panties are now again for sale......
Hey Girls, Buy Some Panties!
L&T panties are now again for sale......
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
HPOA #5, Jami Stops By
Jamie, the "Pie Girl", 2008 Calendar girl, and HPOA #5, is stopping by today......
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
Taint Makes out w/ a Listener
So, Ashley got a lot more than she originally called for. All she wanted was a date with Taint. What she got was a limo ride from her job at a gas station to the studio to make out with......
The Race Card!
Its always fun to listen to Dee throw out "the race card" to the unsuspecting, behind the safety of your radio, so that you don't get hit by all them flying bullets and sh*t......
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
Who's More Pathetic?
If it wasn't so hard to pull off, it wouldn't be so much fun......
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
Lex & Terry's Lipstick Lesbian Wedding
Lex & Terry want to help make America a better place by helping a uber-hot lesbian couple get their marriage on. ......
Ass-Masters Competition
Taint is KICKING ASS - and has waylaid the field with an endless run of long, bizarre passages of gas. In fact, at one point he left poop on the mic......
Lex & Terry's Lipstick Lesbian Wedding
Lex & Terry want to help make America a better place by helping a uber-hot lesbian couple get their marriage on. ......
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
Out of Context
Scott has had enough time to collect plenty entries for another round of, "Out of Context"......
Lex & Terry's Lipstick Lesbian Wedding
Lex & Terry want to help make America a better place by helping a uber-hot lesbian couple get their marriage on. ......
The Bra-Off
Lex & Terry held a sporting event that determined who on the staff was the best at getting a bra undone......
Lex & Terry - Now in Tampa
Lex & Terry are back in Tampa Bay on 98 Rock......
Hey Tampa, We're Back
Lex & Terry are back in Tampa on 98 Rock......
The Paging Game
Dee will be out and about proving why he is the world champ at the Paging Game......
Hey Tampa, We're Back
Lex & Terry are back in Tampa Bay on 98 Rock starting Monday at 6am...
Be a Part of the YawpBox Bus Tour
YawpBox.com is sending a bus across the country later this summer and are looking for cool people to ride along......
Hey Tampa, We're Back
Lex & Terry are back in Tampa Bay on 98 Rock starting Monday at 6am...
Satan Returns
The Dark Lord came by to celebrate Friday the 13th. He was his very normal offensive self......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Taint Gets the Mystery Donut
Taint missed a meeting, had to pay the price......
Music Meeting
Everyone loves to crap on people's dreams of rock stardom......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Pull My Finger
Dee hits the streets in an attempt to play one of our favorite games......
Taint Gets the Mystery Donut
Taint missed a meeting, had to pay the price......
Dee's Old Love Letter
Dee's wife was digging thru some old files and came across a stack of love letters she received from him while they were dating. It seems that whatever is in the letters is pretty sappy. We......
Who's More Pathetic?
Wil Lex & Terry be able to round up the pathetic contestants today......
Fargo is Fun
Lex, Terry and Dee took a trip to Fargo over the weekend and had a great time. The hotel rooms were stocked with video games and junk food - and the people were awesome......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Taint & Bunny Love Celebrate Birthdays
If you missed it yesterday, Taint and Bunny celebrated their birthdays......
Lex & Terry Are Smitten
Emmanuelle Chriqui is the hot chick on "Entourage" and now is starring in the new movie "Don't Mess With the Zohan". She is freaky hot and L&T were completely overcome......
Robbie Knievel Loves Patrone
Son of the great Evil Knevel came into the studio, warmed to Bunny Love and started drinking Patrone out of a paper cup......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Taint & Bunny Love Celebrate Birthdays
Taint and Bunny celebrated their birthdays in grand style today. ......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
To Smell the Truth
It was a fantastic round of "To Smell the Truth"......
L&T of Hollywood
If you are a dirty girl, like saying "panties" at the end of every sentence - and don't mind answering a series of questions that would help guess what undergarment you are wearing - call in......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Who's More Pathetic?
Once again Lex & Terry corral a group of listeners that are in their own way, "different". ......
Get your new L&T stuff
The store now has shirts of all style and sizes......
Finally, an intern...
Hey everyone, meet the show's new intern......
Homeless Comic
Hey, people down on their luck can be funny too......
Hey...Will You Kick Me in the Nuts?
If a stranger walked up to you on the street and requested you kick him in the sack, would you......
Biskit Eats A Listener
If you missed it yesterday......
Finally, an intern...
Hey everyone, meet the show's new intern......
Biskit Eats A Listener
Dan called in to complain he had never "received his tshirt" that he won for something. So, he angled for a kiss from Biskit instead. ......
The Applicant
We haven't attempted this in some time. For those new to the show, or those with crappy memories, "The Applicant" is when Dee goes to a business in an attempt to get hired on. ......
All Phones, All Show
It was a long three day weekend. So, not only will Lex & Terry have stories to tell, but they KNOW that you had stuff happen to, and around you, that you just have to call in and report......
Hug or Donut
It was the day for Dee and Taint to prove that "Hug or Donut" was the idea they billed it to be......
Make Taint Scream
What a great time this morning with the dog shock collar......
Make Taint Scream
What a great time this morning with the dog shock collar......
Ladies Day Returns
You chicks get exclusive access to calling into the show today......
The Angry Crip
Taint hits the streets as a crippled person very unhappy about his situation......
Another Attempt for "Black Like Taint"
The show didn't get around to this on Friday, so today we will send Taint out to display his "urban side" with the help of his black friend, Dee......
Mr Skin
Check out the genius of a guy making a good living cataloging actresses nude scenes......
The Blog Is On
The blogs of people from the staff are now available to anyone who has some time to waste. Everyone except Scott have posted at least one blog, and some more than others. Feel free to give......
Black Like Taint
Nix that. Taint did not get his "street" on. We ended up goofing off too much and never go to it......
Don't Forget your Limited Edition L&T/Assault Shirts
These are going fast, for both you chicks and dudes......
The Blog Is On
The blogs of people from the staff are now available to anyone who has some time to waste. Everyone except Scott have posted at least one blog, and some more than others. Feel free to give......
Meal or No Meal and More.
We picked up Sherry and brought her in for a round of the game. She lost, but we all were winners for her sing-a-long with classic Creedance Clearwater Revival songs. Hope you didn't miss......
L&T of Hollywood
Biskit made her first attempt at L&T of Hollywood and pretty much blew it. She got past a couple of girls, but ultimately lost......
Pictures, Just Like You Asked!
We've received and heard the requests for "more pictures". So, now we will feature a daily set of pictures (when there is something to take a pic of) here for everyone to sample and......
Taint Final "Lick a Nub" Video
If you didn't catch it, Taint had he final attempt at rehabbing his fear of deformities......
Taint Goes Skydiving
Over the weekend Taint jumped out of a plane. He lived......
Ticket to Ride VI Kicked Ass
Thanks to everyone for making Lex & Terry's "Ticket to Ride VI" so succesful. Soon there will be a DVD for sale (proceeds go to Autism Society of America) and you can check out a preview......
More Licking of Nubs
This whole therapy thing trying to help Taint get over deformities hasn't gone as expected. Maybe its because the people so far really weren't all mangled, disfigured and yucky. Hell, one......
The Oddity of the "Foot Fetish"
A listener emailed with the request for a pic of "Biskit's Feet"......
Ticket to Ride VI Kicked Ass
Thanks to everyone for making Lex & Terry's "Ticket to Ride VI" so succesful. Soon there will be a DVD for sale (proceeds go to Autism Society of America) and you can check out a preview......
Who's More Pathetic?
Lex & Terry will attempt to do a "all girl" version, but you know how hard it is to get everyone on the phone - being they are all so pathetic and everything......
Ticket to Ride VI Kicked Ass
Thanks to everyone for making Lex & Terry's "Ticket to Ride VI" so succesful. Soon there will be a DVD for sale (proceeds go to Autism Society of America) and you can check out a preview......
More Taint Licking Nubs
So, yesterday Taint began to face his fear of deformities, and today he had to face up to a car wreck victim......
Ticket to Ride VI Kicked Ass
Thanks to everyone for making Lex & Terry's "Ticket to Ride VI" so succesful. Soon there will be a DVD for sale (proceeds go to Autism Society of America) and you can check out a preview......
Make Taint Scream: Lick A Nub!
We found out that the fearless Taint doesn't like three things......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
Happy Birthday, Bitch!
We got a girl celebrating her birthday......
Taint's New Bikini
A prospective calendar girl designs bikini's for a job. So she made one for Taint......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
The "No Shirt" Show
No one remembers why or how this was decided, but at some point everyone agreed to go shirtless for a day (or was it an hour, or segment). This was supposed to happen a few weeks ago, but was......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
Taint on a Train Returns
L&T sent Taint out to go hitch a ride on the public mass transit system. He's on a train with some musical instruments and hoping to entertain some fellow riders......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
Who Is It, Bitch?
New bit, new idea, tune in and find out it's a home run or a meltdown......
L&T Music Meeting Returns!
It's that time again, The Music Meeting, and we gotta clear out the stack of demos that have been sent it for L&T and the crew to review......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
The Zipper Game (?)
Ah, "The Zipper Game"... Yes, first done by L&T over ten years ago and since replicated many times by others......
The Kick Ass New Shirts Are Here!
Lex & Terry met the guys from Assault Shirts and decided that the world needed some special, limited edition "Lex & Terry/Assault Shirts" T's. Check 'em out for both guys and......
Lex & Terry Pay Up On A Debt
Lex & Terry have owed listener "Festus" a lapdance for some time. He had dissapeared for the longest time and suddenly called up a week ago wanting what is "owed him". ......
Make Taint Scream - The Tickle
Look, this punk is the champ of invading other's "personal space" and today everyone got revenge. Turns out the fearless Taint does have a weakness: Being confined and/or tickled......
Phone Calls All Day
Lex & Terry feel like they have been neglecting you listeners. Between tourturing Taint, nipple piercings, drunk bitches and shooting TV pilots - it just feels like they haven't been paying......
Make Taint Scream - The Tickle
Look, this punk is the champ of invading other's "personal space" and today everyone got revenge. Turns out the fearless Taint does have a weakness: Being confined and/or tickled......
Taint Does the "Rail Jam"
If you haven't seen it, here is this past weekend's Lex & Terry appearance at Eagle Marine (in Ft. Worth), where Taint risked life and limb in attempting his first go at a "rail jam" in......
Taint Does the "Rail Jam"
At this past weekend's Lex & Terry appearance at Eagle Marine (in Ft. Worth), Taint risked life and limb in attempting his first go at a "rail jam" in front of a hugh crowd of spectators......
Lisa Lampanelli - !!Hide the Easily Offended!!
Oh Lord. The insult comic is back......
Taint's New Tattoo
You heard it happen Thursday. ......
Anjelah Johnson
This hot, former Raiderette is now a working comic......
Taint Gets a Ween Tattoo'd Inside his Lip
Taint did get a tattoo of a ween inside his lower lip. In fact it is artwork doodled by Peter (no, that's not a pun). There will be pics of this posted soon. ......
Calendar Girl Interviews
More of our hot applicants for the 2009 Calendar will be in studio for their interview. Are they actual listeners? Can they tell which one is Lex and which is Terry......
The Invisible Man Returns
The reaction to this bit the first time was mixed. But you can't deny that this video is funny......
Black Like Taint
The guys will send Taint out amongst the public to display his "urban side". Via a wireless earpiece he follows the instruction of Dee, who always puts Taint in a terrilby uncomfortable......
Name That Tune
Lex & Terry will put their twist on this today......
Happy Birthday, Bitch!
Stacey from OKC came in to celebrate her Birthday and she really rocked it......
Debbie & Bobby's Big Date
You know Debbie and Bobby from "Who's More Pathetic?". The date is ON and going very, very well......
Kick Taint in the Balls
After hearing a news story about a guy publically asking people to, "kick him in the groin", L&T decided to hold a social experiment......
The 800# Returns
While they can no longer get away with calling sex phone operators, now the unsuspecting customer service/toll-free help line operator have become the target......
The Paging Game is Back!
The master will again hit the streets with a whole new batch of ridiculous names to get paged over some joint's PA system......
Live From Jacksonville
L&T will be in Jacksonville for the Bill Murray Golf Tounrament. Scheduled to appear on the show is Aaron Lewis (Staind), Jimmy Fallon, the Murray Brothers and more. Plus the guys will......
"The Invisible Man" Kicks Ass
Dee and Taint kicked off a new part to the "Lex & Terry Screw w/ You" Series called, "The Invisible Man"......
Miss Supercross
This is Sara Lippert and she is Miss Motorcross 08......
"The Invisible Man" Kicks Ass
Dee and Taint kicked off a new part to the "Lex & Terry Screw w/ You" Series called, "The Invisible Man"......
Dude! Get your ride tickets!
If you are thinking about riding in Lex & Terry's Ticket to Ride VI, you might want to get your tickets now......
L&T of Hollywood
Nothing's better than talking to chicks about their panties......
Ride Tickets Going Fast
If you are thinking about riding in Lex & Terry's Ticket to Ride VI, you might want to get your tickets now......
Lex & Terry's Ticket To Ride VI
It's On! ......
Taint Attempts To Recapture Crown
Taint has made himself up, and concocted an elaborate plan for today's go at. "Spread My Mom"......
Lex & Terry's Ticket To Ride VI
It's On! ......
Lex & Terry's Ticket To Ride VI
It's On! ......
Ladies Day!
The day where just you girls are allowed to call in......
Who's More Pathetic?
Lex & Terry will break out their favorite game......
They're Back!!
Spring Break is over for Lex, Terry and the crew. ......
Spring Break!
Everyone's on Spring Break! ......
Spring Break!
Everyone's on Spring Break! ......
Spring Break!
Everyone's on Spring Break! ......
Spring Break!
Everyone's on Spring Break! ......
Check Out The Calendar Chicks
Now you can see all 24 girls that have graced the two Lex & Terry Calendars......
Spring Break!
Everyone's on Spring Break! ......
The new Kim is now, "Biscuit"
L&T went about trying to give the new Kim a nickname, and man was that ever easy......
Helper Taint Runs Amok Again!
Taint will be wearing the official uniform of some retail store or fast food joint in hopes of inflitrating that store to help out with his kind, but retarded, version of customer service......
Check Out The Calendar Chicks
Now you can see all 24 girls that have graced the two Lex & Terry Calendars......
Check Out The Calendar Chicks
Now you can see all 24 girls that have graced the two Lex & Terry Calendars......
Dee Spreads His Mom
Dee smacked a grand slam for "Spread My Mom" this morning. ......
Check Out The Calendar Chicks
Now you can see all 24 girls that have graced the two Lex & Terry Calendars......
Jessica Had a Great Birthday, Bitch!
Jessica came into celebrate her 26th birthday and did so in grand style......
Jessica Had a Great Birthday, Bitch!
Jessica came into celebrate her 26th birthday and did so in grand style......
Check Out The Calendar Chicks
Now you can see all 24 girls that have graced the two Lex & Terry Calendars......
Last Shot at "Mr Compassion"
Due to crappy winter weather, Lex's attempt at his own invention was thwarted. ......
Boobie Face
It was the debut of "Boobie Face". We had three couples vying for $1000 as the guy had to paint his best interpretation of Lex & Terry on the breast of his female parter......
Boobie Face
It was the debut of "Boobie Face". We had three couples vying for $1000 as the guy had to paint his best interpretation of Lex & Terry on the breast of his female parter......
Taint is a Human Bike Rack
Taint is one of those dumb kids that wear their pants so low their ass crack is always showing......
Now Lex is Going to Attempt "Mr Compassion"
First Thomas blew it, then Dee screwed it up and last week Terry, of all people, couldn't make this bit work......
Rivethead Shows Up with new CD
Our friends, "Rivethead" came by this morning to sample their new CD......
Mr Compassion in "weather delay"
Lex was supposed to do "Mr Compassion" this morning, but the weather put a crimp into those plans......
Get Southpoint's "Panties" Rap
Yesterday Lex & Terry checked out Southpoint's ode to panites......
Out of Context
Always a winner, Scott compiles an audio collection of times someone on the show says something, when taken out-of-context, is funny......
Terry Attempts "Mr Compassion"
First it was Thomas failing miserably at this new idea for a bit, and then it was Dee blowing it......
Get Southpoint's "Panties" Rap
Yesterday Lex & Terry checked out Southpoint's ode to panites......
Bowling For Soup Checks in
Our good friends from BFS stopped by to talk about a benefit show they are doing for a friend that recently passed away......
Ask A Hooker
Lex & Terry will send Taint out to find a hooker to bring back to the studio so they can ask her all the questions everyone wonders about the "profession"......
Who's More Pathetic?
Good times are sure to be had when Lex & Terry ask simple questions to simple people......
Lex & Terry's Music Meeting
We received quite a load of demos. So its time to go thru them and hear if we have any winners......
Louis CK
Comedian Louis CK will be checking in to talk about his new project......
Mr Skin
The master of celebrity nudity......
Lance Krall from VH1's Free Radio
Terry has come across this show on VH1 called, "Free Radio"......
We Got Ourselves a new Leslie.
It was a terribly tough decision, but in the end, it is Kim......
And Then There Were Three
Even after confessing on the air to her father about piercings in naughty places, Kat was flushed out from the competition. Maybe because thoughts of said piercings would be so distracting......
Don't Miss Taint's Pictures
If you haven't melted your mind yet, go take a lookie at Taint proving that anyone - even him - could look more like Marilyn Monroe than that freckled drunk Lohan......
Richard Lewis
Comedian Richard Lewis will be in studio telling Lex & Terry how miserable he is......
Odis Performance Videos
Here are the two videos from yesterday's show on You Tube......
Only Four Remain
Tuesday, Brantley was booted from the competition leaving only four. After having to prove their worth in a round of "The Paging Game" what could be in store for them today......
Taint is Marilyn Monroe
Trying to prove that Taint could look more like Miss Monroe than the freckled freak of Lindsay Lohan, Taint posed for the same pics......
Comedian Louis CK
Man, he looks angry......
ODIS, Live, In Studio...
The little band that Lex & Terry discovered through the "Music Meeting" is having a CD release party, and will be on the show Tuesday to play some of their new stuff......
Lex & Terry's Dream Job....Bitch!
After failing to show up, or even call, Layla was eliminated from the competition......
Marty Turco checking in
Marty finally got the monkey off his back with a win over the hated Red Wings in regulation. Something he hasn't ever done, or at least no time in recent memory......
Lex & Terry's Dream Job....Bitch!
All this week the show will revolve around the competition to be the next Leslie. Lex & Terry have narrowed it down to six finalist: Brantley, Kat, Kim, Layla, Rachael and Shea. Through......
Vote for Leslie's Replacement
Click here to review each girl's video and vote for who you think should take Leslie's gig......
L&T Attempt "Mr Compassion" Again
The first attempt to send out Thomas as "Mr Compassion" was pretty much a bust. The idea is to put Thomas in a scenario where he can display a level of humanity and love like only he can......
Ass Upgrade Winner
After talking to a whole bunch of applicants, Lex & Terry today will announce who wins the "Ass Upgrade" to go from their homely (but super cool) spouce - and spend some quality time at......
Jane Says "C*nt" on the Today Show
Yup. She did. Watch it on TMZ......
Reunited - Taint & Cookie
Reunited this time found Taint rediscoving his long lost dog......
Vote for Leslie's Replacement
Click here to review each girl's video and vote for who you think should take Leslie's gig......
Vote for Leslie's Replacement
Click here to review each girl's video and vote for who you think should take Leslie's gig......
Ass Upgrade Applicants
Lex & Terry will call the ladies that have generously applied their man for an "Ass Upgrade". The winner will be announced Thursday and will get a trip to Dennis Hof's "......
Ass Upgrade Applicants
Lex & Terry will call the ladies that have generously applied their man for an "Ass Upgrade". The winner will be announced Thursday and will get a trip to Dennis Hof's "......
Vote for Leslie's Replacement
Click here to review each girl's video and vote for who you think should take Leslie's gig......
Vote for Leslie's Replacement
Click here to review each girl's video and vote for who you think should take Leslie's gig......
Dog Casting for Taint's Make-Out Session
Lex & Terry will be reviewing people's dogs with the aim to find the right one for Valentine's Day epidsode of "Reunited"......
Ass Upgrade Applicants
Lex & Terry will call the ladies that have generously applied their man for an "Ass Upgrade". The winner will be announced Thursday and will get a trip to Dennis Hof's "......
Even More Interviews
We had three more fine ladies interview for the job today......
Today's Group of Interviews
Hmm.. This was an interesting foursome......
More Interviews for Leslie's Gig
Four more interest chicks, all different from each other came in this morning......
Day Two of Interviews
Four more girls today......
Ladies Day!
Only you girls get to call in today......
Leslie's Replacement Interviews
We had our first three girls come in to interview to be Leslie's replacement as phone screener......
Deborah Norville
The TV news hottie will call in and remember that Terry's romantic advances make her uncomfortable......
Happy Birthday, Bitch!
Jennifer will be in studio to celebrate her birthday! Spankings......
Spread My Mom Video is Here!
Sorry for the delay, but its worth it......
Taint Lights His Fart
Taint has been practicing... Please do not try this at home......
Spread My Mom Returns!
One of our favorite things is returning. "Spread My Mom" sends Taint out to attempt to spread the ashes of his dead mom on some sort of famous property......
Black Like Taint
Ok, now that it isn't MLK day, we feel better about setting Taint out to try and be "black"......
Chuck Liddell Kicks Your Ass
Fighting badd-ass, Chuck Liddell will be calling in to talk about who he is going to kill next......
Write a Caption
As you know, Taint is in a band, "The Era Of". Here is their official press photo... Give it a caption and email it...
800#
Prank Calling is fun......
In case you missed "The Motorboat"
Just in case you missed it on Friday......
Mr Compassion
This is something new to be debuted. One can only guess what Lex & Terry are thinking of......
Taint Does "The Motorboat"
Taint finally did the motorboat, although it took a friend to bring in a hot chick he didn't know......
Donated Subscriptions for Military Members
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Automatically Download the Podcasts
Members of the site can now automatically download the podcasts. Just go to the podcast section for more info......
Comedian, Henry Cho
The funny guy who is made funnier because his accent doesn't match his racial profile......
Embarassing Staff CDs
Everyone owns CDs that they don't want others to know about. Today we find out what is in each staff member's "music closet"......
Automatically Download the Podcasts
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Donated Subscriptions for Military Members
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Tonya Harding now a Fighter?
Famed crooked olympic skater, Tonya Harding is going to be on the show. Apparently she is now one of those "ultimate fighters" and from this pic, it looks like she has a body for it......
Donated Subscriptions for Military Members
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The Loudest Motorboat
Genius......
Automatically Download the Podcasts
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Automatically Download the Podcasts
Members of the site can now automatically download the podcasts. Just go to the podcast section for more info......
Who's More Pathetic?
We've been successful getting some new contestants. If you know someone that is pitiful and would make for a winner in our game, please let us know about them......
Faith Ford Calls In
Faith Ford, will call in to talk about her TV stuff......
Automatically Download the Podcasts
Members of the site can now automatically download the podcasts. Just go to the podcast section for more info......
Black Like Taint
The guys had intened to do "Black Like Taint" this morning, but realized when they started the that it was also MLK day......
Mr. Skin
Mr Skin will call in and do what made him rich and famous......
Football Picks
Not many more chances for you to get in on the contest.. Click here and fill out the form for your chance to win a gift certificate from Distant Replays...
Lesbian Reunited, Attempt #2
The Free video is up! Candy and Misty make a great lesbian couple who just happen to run into each other at a public place......
Check Out Yawp Box
Do yourself a favor and go check out a new website www.yawpbox.com......
The Mental Challenge
What participant really has some loose marbles in their brainpan? Someone gets to play and figure it out for themselves......
DBF Reunion 2 Video
Members to the site can now go to the Listener Lounge and watch never before seen video...
Check Out Yawp Box
Do yourself a favor and go check out a new website www.yawpbox.com......
The Return of "Make Taint Scream"
As punishment for screwing up a bit, Taint was subject to BOTH the "Shock Collar and the Jock of Fire"......
Check Out Yawp Box
Do yourself a favor and go check out a new website www.yawpbox.com......
Peter's Invades LA
Last week Peter went to LA supposedly to go to the premier party for the new Terminator show, but what it turned out to be was a mass press junket for all of Fox's crappy mid-season replacement shows......
Lex & Terry's New Flagship
In Dallas/Ft Worth, Lex & Terry have moved stations......
Yes, "Best Of" again, already...
Yup, we just did two weeks of "Best Of" shows, but we have to do another as Lex & Terry had to go on a business trip (ie: Bunny Ranch......
"Reunited" is back, this time with chicks!
This morning two hot chicks that listen to the show were awesome in doing a lesbian version of "Reunited"......
Lex & Terry's New Flagship
In Dallas/Ft Worth, Lex & Terry have moved stations......
Lex & Terry's New Flagship
In Dallas/Ft Worth, Lex & Terry have moved stations......
Introducing YawpBox
Today the guy's talked about their involvement with the new community website, YawpBox......
Phil Simms
NFL and NY Giants great, Phil Simms will call into the show to talk about the big weekend of NFL Playoff action......
Who's More Pathetic?
It shall be the first session of our great game of 2008... Who will be the contestants? Whoever we can get to answer their phone......
We're Back!
After two long weeks (three if you cound the Canada trip), everyone is back in the studio. Give us a call with your holiday stories, especially the one about your sister in law hitting on you Xmas......
Mr Skin
Not only are we back, but so is Mr Skin! The man with the knowledge of all that partains to naked hot celeb chicks will be on the show today......
Taint's Car is a Mess
As you heard on the show, Taint's car was stolen the day he was to drive back home to Florida for the holidays. Come back here later for more pics of the car as it was found by the......
We're Back Live on Monday!!
Lex & Terry return on Monday... You know that everyone will have great stories about their holiday vacations, but it appears that Taint might have the best story of all......
Best Of on Podcast This Week!
All of this week's Best Of shows can be downloaded via iTunes......
Best Of on Podcast This Week!
All of the Best Of's from this week and last are available to everyone via iTunes......
Happy New Year
Have a fun and safe New Year......
Best Picture of 2007
Since this is the last day of the year, thought we would show what might be the best pic of the year......
Best Of on Podcast This Week!
Just a reminder... The Best Of shows of this week and next week are available via iTunes......
What We Do While Best Of is Airing
...like an angel......
Vacation is in Full Effect
While you are getting to hear "Best Of" here is Lex sleeping on the plane during the Canada trip......
Merry Christmas Everyone
Thanks to all that listen to the show. Your support and participation in the show is what makes you the best fans ever......
It's Christmas Eve
Just one more day......
Best Of on Podcast This Week!
As a present to everyone we are offering the "Best Of" shows that air during these vacation days via iTunes......
Congrats Jamie Lynn
Merry Xmas Everyone......
The Holidays Begin
After a week long trip, Lex & Terry are sick of each other, and now its time to go on Xmas vacation......
More Pics from the Trip
Don't they look cold......
The Final Stop from Vancouver
While at the game in Edmonton, L&T appeared on the TV broadcast with Ralph Strangis between the 2nd and 3rd periods......
We're Busy Traveling in Style
Lex & Terry's trip thru Canada with the Dallas Stars have them traveling, so today we will be entertaing the globe with "Best Of"......
Helper Taint
It is that time of year this bit was invented for. Taint dons the outfit of a retail store and goes to work to lend a hand......
L&T in the Great White North!
Lex & Terry's trip with the Dallas Stars continues from Edmonton......
Lex & Terry w/ The Dallas Stars!
This the week L&T travel with the Dallas Stars on their "Canadian Swing"......
Out of Context
Scott has compiled yet another list of moments on the show where someone says something that has an alternative meaning, if taken out of context. The winner was an "odd" moment between......
Football Picks
Will Terry win again......
Taint's Favorite Band!!
The band that Taint tried out for, and was rejected, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, will be calling in to talk about "Toys For Tots"......
Marc Cuban
The man that owns everything will call into the show to pimp yet another venture......
Lex & Terry Donate $10,000
Money from the sale of the 2008 Lex & Terry/Venus.com Calendar have been turned into a donation of $10,000 to the "Fallen Patriot Fund"......
Happy Birthday, Bitch Jessica...
It will be the final HBB before year's end and celebrating her birthday will be Jessica......
Dallas Star - Steve Ott
Dallas Star, Steve Ott came by today and talked a little hockey......
Bunny Love is in Town
Bunny Love (of Bunny Ranch fame) is here! She smells like a candy store and its pretty clear her relationship with Taint has changed......
Meal or No Meal
Taint found this guy, Rudolph, to play "Meal or No Meal" this morning......
Who's More Pathetic?
It will be the final round of "Who's More Pathetic?" of 2007, if we can round up the contestants, that is......
Mr Skin
It's about this time of year that Mr Skin begins to present his "Skin Awards" for various 'bests and worsts' of celebrity nudity. Unfortunately all of those paparazzi shots of Brittney's......
Football Picks
If you want to have your name included in the "pot" to be selected for a chance to win a $200 gift certificate from Distant Replays, click here......
Kinky Bitch
This is an opportunity for you ladies to call in to discuss your fetishes, fantasy and all of that kinky stuff......
L&T Screw w/ You - Xmas Caroling
The "Lex & Terry Screw w/ You" series continues with a version that leans on the spirit of the season......
Lex & Terry's Music Meeting
Lex & Terry reviewed a random selection of 20 demo CD's sent in by bands and artists from across the country......
Taint on a Bus !AUDIBLE!
Lex & Terry changed the game at the last minute, sending Taint not on a bus, but a train......
Pull My Finger
Its a great game, and a good time......
Frank Calinedo Returns
He has that new TV show, "Frank TV" and the reviews have been mixed......
Mr Skin
Holding an encyclopedic knowledge of what celeb chicks are nude, almost nude or wearing just some panties - Mr Skin has turned that into a web business, books and a growing empire......
Allie is Celebrating Her Birthday, Bitch!
Time for another "Happy Birthday Bitch" and for this round we have "Miss November" from the 2008 Lex & Terry / Venus.com Calendar. Allie is from Dallas and Terry (and it's......
Staff Mix CD Games
After Wednesday's segment where the group listened to the mysterious 'mix cd' found in a loaner car, everyone on the show burned their own unlabeled mix cds. It wasn't that tough to figure......
Football Picks
Because there is a Thursday night game this week, the guys will be making their picks today......
Sebastian Bach in Studio!
Yup, that guy from Skid Row will be in studio to talk about his new solo record......
"The Jock of Fire"
The debut of "The Jock of Fire" was a stupid-good success. Dee and Taint faced off to see who could withstand a jockstrap lathered in "icy-hot" for the longest... Turns out......
The Return of "Helper Taint"
One of our favorite things to do with Taint (after making him scream, that's our favorite), is to send him out in the unifom of some business to see if he can "help out" their customers. ......
Mystery Mix CD
Peter's wife had a loner car and while driving it around she realized that someone had left in the player, a mix CD......
The Paging Game
It was the Paging Game today, and Dee was scheudled to do his thing. But, Dee came up with a case of "severe moops" and was afraid that he would crap his pants. So, Taint was sent......
All Phones
The crew is back from the Thanksgiving weekend and we know that you listeners have great stories to tell......
Mr Skin
The world famous internet pervert, Mr Skin, will call in from his "Skin Labartory" and tell everyone exactly where one can see their favorite celebrity chick in a various state of undress......
Its a Best Of
Its the day after Thansgiving, so we are resting and digesting......
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at the Lex & Terry Morning Radio Network......
Its a Best Of
Its the day before Thanksgiving, so we have to rest up for eating and football......
800#'s
It used to be calling 900# sex lines, but those guys caught onto us and squished the fun......
Mr Skin
He's gotta a popular website filled with naked famous chicks......
Kyla Ebbert
This is the chick from California that burned up her "15 minutes of fame" when the media caught on that she had been kicked off a SouthWest Airlines flight for wearing something too......
Frank TV Giveaway
Lex & Terry are giving away free iPod Shuffles and a 20" Flat Screen TV to help promote Frank Caliendo's new TV show, "Frank TV"......
Live from Jacksonville
The show will be transmitting from our studio in Jacksonville and our station "Planet Radio 107.3"......
Football Picks
Friday means FOOTBALL PICKS and a listener's shot at a $200 gift certificate from Distant Replays......
Taint's New Look
In an act that is "essential Taint", the kid decided to shave his head......
Coheed & Cambria Perform Live!
The unquie rock sound of C&C was back live on the show......
Meal or No Meal
You've probably seen "Deal or No Deal" on TV......
Frank TV Giveaway
Lex & Terry are giving away free iPod Shuffles and a 20" Flat Screen TV to help promote Frank Caliendo's new TV show, "Frank TV"......
Frank TV Giveaway
Lex & Terry are giving away free iPod Shuffles and a 20" Flat Screen TV to help promote Frank Caliendo's new TV show, "Frank TV"......
Jesse Jane PORN STAR!
Jesse Jane made her debut on the show today, and she was really cool......
It's Ladies Day!
Wednesday will be the return of "Ladies Day"......
Save A Jerk!
This is a bit that makes L&T uncomfortable because more than any other thing they do, this one has the potential for problems......
Frank TV Giveaway
Lex & Terry are giving away free iPod Shuffles and a 20" Flat Screen TV to help promote Frank Caliendo's new TV show, "Frank TV"......
Frank TV Giveaway
Lex & Terry are giving away free iPod Shuffles and a 20" Flat Screen TV to help promote Frank Caliendo's new TV show, "Frank TV"......
Who's More Pathetic?
Lex & Terry played a round of "WMP?" this morning and something happened that before never has......
Football Pics
Pics were made by Lex, Terry, Sam, Dee, Andy and Phillies pitcher - Brett Meyers......
Make Out with a Stranger!
L&TdotCOM Members: Click here to see the video......
Fake Tony Romo Was a Failure
When L&T bought this lifesized stand-up of Tony Romo, the idea of gluing a two-way radio on it so they could talk to people seemed like a winning idea......
Skwee-G Benefit Show
For those of you who have been listening to the show for a long time will remember the little local metal band, "Skwee-G". These guys came to L&T and offered up to perform crunchy......
Make Out with a Stranger!
Not exacty sure how this came about, but L&T came up with the idea of "Make Out with a Stranger"......
Terry Loves MySpace
Its been 24 hours since Terry got a MySpace page, and now he has thousands of friends. ......
Terry Gets a MySpace Page
Terry had Taint quickly set up a MySpace page for him, and it quickly caught Terry's interest......
Weird Call of the Day
Easlily goes to the chick that call about her boyfriend wanting to "spit in her face" during sex......
Dee and Brooke Play "Happy Birthday, Bitch!"
In some odd twist of universal fate, it turns out that Dee and Brooke (from the Dallas Stars) have the same birthday......
Mr Skin
Mr Skin calls in with his Skin Report...
Lex & Terry BallFights
While attending the "HDNet Fights" debut night of mixed martial arts fighting there was bout where one guy repeatedly hit the other in the sack......
Satan Appears for Halloween
Now it is a annual thing. Satan stops by to visit with Lex & Terry......
Dee & Taint Go Trick or Treat'in
Now a annual ritual, Dee and Taint got costumes and hit the town for some early morning candy grabbing......
We Got Penguins!
Seaworld was visiting one of the sister stations, when we stole them to come over and bring penguins to Lex & Terry......